I’ve had a lot to deal with this morning and I had to postpone going to the toilet to take a piss. It’s like 5 degrees here in my cube. This is despite the fact, that I, by the way, work in a country just a degree above the equator. That’s something for your geography class.
Anyway, I really need to piss. I wanna piss so I went off to our restroom. There was the “CAUTION: Wet Floor” sign right outside the ladies’ room. “Oh tihs”, that’s “oh shit” to you maam sir because I knew that every time this sign was out, I couldn’t use the restroom, so while I was making a 45 degree turn to go back to my desk. I suddenly saw this lady just leave the restroom and I thought “Oh goody!” as I walked hastily to the restroom door.
“Hello!!” said the auntie with her mop and a vicious look on her face as I entered the restroom. “Cleaning!”
“Agui…bya si auntie” I thought to myself. “I came in because I just saw a girl leave and I thought it was okay to come in.” (I mean, by golly auntie! It says “CAUTION: Wet Floor” for crying out loud! Not “Keep Out!”)à This part I only said with my face with much discomfort kay ka ihi-un lagi..
Having figured that there wasn’t much I could do, I walked away, my head down and my shoulders slumped. “Grrrr auntie!!! I wanna piss!!!! Piss you off!”
But she beat me to it 
***NEXT***
You know what; I left the key to my office drawer at home today. I either left it or lost it. It’s a good thing the office keeps a spare key. I have my laptop in the drawer which makes it a hell big of a deal.
***AND ANOTHER ONE***
When I get to the office the very first thing I do is check my office mail. To my surprise, my password seemed to have expired. This happens every month in my previous company; the only difference is that it didn’t surprise me then. I tried to make a new password but then it stated that the authorization could not be done now. So, knowing that Fridays are usually the times when we get the most email, I decided to email my boss using my gmail account. Luckily, just before I started composing my email he came to my cube and I told him “I was going to send you an email to inform you that I might not be receiving any emails being sent to my office account.” He went like “What?” and he was about to laugh because I talked very fast. “What is it about the email?” he asked. I explained to him my predicament.
He said “Shanta everybody else today is having that problem. The server’s down and we’re having someone fix it right now.”
I was like “Oh tihs..” and smiled and said “I thought I was the only one who was having that problem.” I quickly spun my seat to face my desktop monitor and tried so hard to keep myself from slapping my forehead! I mean c’mon Shant, why didn’t you think of that? It’s the server!!!
I still wanna piss. Damn this puny gallbladder of mine.
In days when mornings start like this, I kind of want to think that the day can only get better. Things can’t get any worse than this and some cliché like that 
Have a nice day!
